So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?
What are you, a racist?
Racist? Dude, I’m black.
He’s black. He’s not a racist.
Please, dude, you’re barely even brown.
No, he didn’t mean that.
Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry.
Hey, who you calling Matthew Perry, bitch?
I’m calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!
No, there’s nobody here who is Matthew Perry. No one!
What is going on here?
Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me because I’m a minority.
This is textbook racial profiling and I’d be more than happy to call the ACLU or the government…
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. You can move along.
I appreciate it. Thanks, Matt Perry.
Hey, what are you doing?
What do you mean, what am I doing? He called me Matthew Perry.
Well, you look like Matthew Perry.